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Nov 1, 2004 - National Writing Month
November is writing month in many ways. It's the month I write my summary of the year letters to relatives and friends, the fifteenth is "I Love to Write Day" (I'm still deciding what kind of writing to do that day) and the month itself is designated as National Novel Writing Month, known as NaNoWriMo to most writers. I'm not planning to participate in NaNoWriMo. I prefer to concentrate on quality rather than quantity, since quantity has never been a problem for me (although there's something to be said for getting the words down on paper). I'm also hoping to see some good friends out-of-country this month and that doesn't multitask very well with novel writing.

Perhaps next year, I'll participate (I'll be well into my third novel by then) and perhaps I won't. We'll see. Of the people who sign up for NaNoWriMo, only about 11 percent actually cross the finish line with the desired number of words--and that doesn't take into consideration the words they'll have to throw away during editing to make it into a good novel--but hey, it's a fun idea. I'm sure some people enjoy it. --- Mya

[TiltMag Cover pic]Nov 3, 2004 - Great News--Short Story Rubs Elbows with Tom Cruise
So Tilt Magazine, a U.K. publication, published my short story. I mentioned last month that I had sent in a light-hearted story, one a little different from my usual style. The editor indicated there were many submissions (a mountain of dross, I believe he said), so I was happy to find out I was one of the only two that were chosen. It's in the Tom Cruise/Bjork issue. It was fun to finally see it in print.

The publication has articles and reviews on art, literature, music, cinema, and video games and includes two short stories and two poems in the fiction section. You might like to check it out. --- Mya

[Credit Card pic]Nov 5, 2004 - The Cybercrime Saga Continues
This is so depressing. I was so happy two days ago about seeing my story in Tilt Magazine and then today I got my bank statement. Remember how I related my crazy story about someone commandeering my bank card number, but the bank said they couldn't investigate it unless some of the charges went through? Well, the charges went through. Almost $1400 worth. It's awful.

If the crook had used a credit card number, there would be some insurance against the theft, but this was a debit card--the money came directly out of my account--cash. The strange thing is that I've never given the card number to any but well-known, reputable companies and I'm exceedingly careful about not giving out my PIN. In fact, I'm one of the only people I know who holds a hand over the PIN when it's being keyed into a machine--even the bank machine. Not that they needed a PIN to use my card. It's one of those debit/credit cards that can be run through like a Mastercard. How someone on the Net got the number I don't know--an employee getting into a database, perhaps? It's such a mess. Hey, wait. Since they ran it as a credit, does that mean there's a chance I can dispute it? I'll have to look at the card agreement. Now I'm feeling more hopeful. I'll still have to write all sorts of letters to document everything. I still have to go to the bank to straighten things out and get it cancelled. I still have to cover the amount so as not to incur overdraft charges, and I can't use my card until I get a replacement, but maybe there's hope of recouping the loss.

I wish I could see the light-hearted side of this, but that was my gift money for the holiday season, all of it and then some. The chances of recovering it are quite small. It's an interstate crime--hard to prosecute. I'm really bummed about it. People are such cads. I've never stolen anything from anyone in my life. I've never even taken a freebie photocopy or an office pen from past employers, but I've had many things stolen from me.

You gotta wonder what motivates people to be such slime-bags. Well, chin up. I'm determined to think of the good things. I've had two short stories published in the last few months, I've finished my first novel, I'm well in to the second one, and I'm not going to let some card crook ruin my holiday season. --- Mya

[Spider icon][Frida icon]Nov 6, 2004 - More Great DVDs
I'm a little happier now. I really needed something to cheer me up after yesterday's awful news about losing $1400 to an Internet debit card crook and lo and behold, a package of videos that I ordered right after I returned from the writers' conference arrived today. It includes Spider with Ralph Fiennes, Frida with Salma Hayak (the 2-disc set with extras), The Endurance an epic and tragic arctic journey, and "Fahrenheit 9/11" which I saw in the theaters, but which I was interested in seeing again in conjunction with the commentary and extras on the disc.

I don't know anything about Spider except that Fiennes is usually choosy about his movie projects and he's a very good actor. I've heard Frida, a biography of Frida Kahlo, Mexican artist, is good and I met the producer, Nancy Hardin, at the SIWC. It's a two-disc set with lots of extras. I saw Shackleton in a local alternative theater and the story is astonishing, so I bought The Endurance with Liam Neeson narrating on DVD. If real-life adventures intrigue you, check out Shackleton's story. I may not have time to watch this one again right away, but I'm looking forward to it nonetheless.

To be honest, if I'd known I was going to lose $1400, I wouldn't have ordered the DVDs, but now that they're here and it's too late to cancel them, I'm going to enjoy them. They'll help cheer me up. --- Mya

[Spider icon]Nov 7, 2004 - Spider and Fiennes on DVD
Well. Wow. We just finished watching Spider. We're going to watch it again. We rarely watch a movie twice in a row. I gotta go. It's starting. But I'll let you know what I thought when I've seen it twice. --- Mya

Nov 8, 2004 - Inside Spider
I promised I'd talk about Spider after seeing it again. We watched it twice in a row. I wanted to catch some of the details and to see if I could discern more of the story the second time around. Very few movies can hold my attention for a second round right after I've just watched them, but this one did. In fact, it was almost better the second time, because I had some idea of the story but there was more that could be observed and understood on a second viewing. I won't ruin it with spoilers. What I'll say is that if you like thoughtful independent films and psychodrama, and you're not dependent upon shoot-em up action to hold your attention, there's a good chance you'll like this film. The people involved had a real passion to make it and deferred their salaries in order to make sure the project didn't fall apart. Oh, and it's not about arachnoids--Spider is a nickname for one of the characters in the movie.

One thing I strongly recommend is to NOT watch the trailers or the commentary before seeing the film. Both are full of spoilers. Make sure you've seen the film at least once and perhaps twice before diving into the other information on the disc. I almost wish I hadn't watched the commentary (and I love commentaries) because there are certain almost unresolved issues that are made concrete in the commentary and sometimes it's nice to leave them unresolved in the viewer's mind. Then the film tends to linger in your psyche long after you've watched it. --- Mya

[Pic of Saint Columbine]Nov 13, 2004 - The Boondock Saints
A friend of ours lent us a movie on DVD to watch over the weekend. He was sure we would really like it. After seeing it, I can't understand why. I guess he likes it, although this is slightly unsettling.

The movie is called The Boondock Saints. The actors were good. Willem Dafoe is a lead character and I like him as an actor--he's done some good films. Many of the other actors were engaging and interesting also. But the film itself--I hardly know what to say. Some people might put it in the same arena as Pulp Fiction, Omens, and Fight Club, but I wouldn't completely agree. They're similar in that all four films depict extreme violence and brutality, but I have to honestly say, I don't feel that Boondocks expresses violence in the same way as the other films. Palahniuk, who authored the novel Fight Club, is a pretty astute observer of human nature within our cultural millieu, and I feel the filmmakers understood and successfully translated his observations to film.

There was social commentary in PF, Omens, and Fight Club (especially Fight Club) that was hinted at ("thrown in") in Boondocks, but not fleshed out or genuinely built into the fabric of the story. In general, I don't care for brutal films. If I'm going to watch one, I want the filmmaker to give me some very good reasons why I should. I want to come away from the film with new insight or for the storyline to show us where we are headed, as a society, and how we can make an effort to choose a different destiny.

Boondocks didn't do that for me. It just basically repulsed me. I didn't like the black and white, law-unto-themselves "we're all good guys and they're all bad guys" vigilanteism. The director said in the commentary, ""I wanted to make a movie that was . . . just entertaining. . . . So I just wanted something you could just sit down and watch, laugh, have a good time . . ." He goes on to talk about storyline, cohesiveness, symbolism, etc., but he does so in a more derisive tone and follows it up again with his desire to make a film that was "entertaining." If endless brutal slaughter with gratuitous religious references is entertaining, then I guess I'm at odds with the premise of the movie. I don't find brutality entertaining. I've seen too much real brutality in my life to look upon it lightly. Seeing this right after Veteran's Day/Remembrance Day makes it especially hard to take.

The director said other things I found disturbing, such as his comments about the cat (he admits it was "an indulgent scene") and his comment about a face Willem Dafoe makes when he invades a house in the movie. He says, "And welcome to the most disturbing shot in the film . . . . that's just disgusting." Well, I didn't understand this at all. How can any expression on a person's face be disturbing, compared to everything else that takes place in this film? I was floored when I heard this comment--I'm surprised he even thought to say it in light of surrounding events.

In my opinion, Boondocks milks gratuitous violence and gratuitous use of religion as the butt of its jokes, as opposed to making defensible astute social commentary on either violence or religion. I can respect that the filmmaker was able to make a feature film on a very small budget. I like the way he talks about the camaraderie on the set and how he was open to suggestions from others. I respect the ability of many of the actors in the film and I feel the photography and pacing was good, especially for a low budget film. But, in the the bigger sense, I didn't like this film. I did not find it entertaining--I found it disturbing. The subject matter was disturbing, yes, but not as disturbing as the cavalier way the subject matter was used by the filmmaker.

I'm sure this film will gather a following. In a world of six billion people, there will be a following for pretty much any subject matter that's on the fringes. Some people may even think it's funny. I don't. In filmmaking, as in writing, humor can be used to help the audience digest difficult content, but in this film the humor was used to ridicule and "entertain" as opposed to elucidating human society and, thus, it's not my cup of tea. --- Mya

[Money in Mailbox pic]Nov 14, 2004 - The Three-Month Wait
Today the postman delivered a packet of mail. It was mostly advertising flyers (it's that time of year again), but it also included the "dreaded letter" from my bank. There were two letters, actually, in separate envelopes. First, I tore open the skinny one. I was hoping it was good news about my debit card--about the bank returning my $1400. It was news about the card all right--bad news. The letter said that the bank was investigating the charges to the card and that it would take up to three months to investigate and resolve the issue.

In the meantime, I can't assume I'm going to get the money back, so I'm out $1400, at least until mid-February (and perhaps indefinitely), which isn't a very fun way to spend the holiday season.

The second envelope turned out to be a replacement debit card. I'm almost afraid to use it, since I was very careful with the first one and have no way of knowing how someone got the original number. I suspect it was an employee getting into a database at one of the big companies from which I occasionally buy office supplies. If so, there's really no way for a person to be absolutely secure when using a debit card. Maybe I shouldn't use it at all except for deposits and direct withdrawals. I guess I'll just have to think about it for a while and then decide. I like the convenience of online shopping--I'd hate to give it up. I suppose I could use credit cards in the future, but it's a hassle to have to pay twice in the sense that I would then have to send a check to the card company every month instead of paying directly out of the account (and saving a few trees). --- Mya

Nov 15, 2004 - I Love to Write Day
So, it's THAT day--I Love to Write Day. I've been trying to decide, for several weeks, how to spend this day. Since I love to write every day, I felt I should do something different from my usual work on my novel. I decided it would be a good day to write my year-end letters, since the end of the year is fast approaching. I haven't completely decided what to write yet, but that usually takes care of itself once I get started. --- Mya

[License plate pic]Nov 16, 2004 - The Day After I Love to Write Day
So, are you wondering what I did yesterday on "I Love to Write" day? Well, I wrote. But I didn't write letters, as I had originally planned, and I didn't work on my novel. I wrote cards and a poem. Actually, I wrote the poem to go with the cards. It's not a literary poem. It's a light-hearted piece of doggerel to hopefully warm the hearts of its recipients. It was fun to write something completely different and a great way to celebrate the day.

So, today, it was back to work on my second novel.

Wacky Blog. Oh, I forgot to mention. I came across the craziest blog the other day, quite by accident. It's written by a cat owned by a woman who lives in an apartment. She has a second cat, as well. It's a very rude blog, but if you have cats, you understand that cats sometimes do rude things. I'm fortunate, my cat Nabokov is an exceedingly well-mannered cat (at least he is now--he wasn't when I first rescued and adopted him).

Anyway, this blog is funny in a crude sort of way. It's one of the rudest blogs I've ever stumbled across, but I found myself laughing in spite of myself. I couldn't stop reading. Then, I realized, after awhile, that poo jokes get stale and there's a limit to how many times you can read about "skid tracks" on the carpet (after the cats have used the litter box). I mean, once is funny, twice is pretty funny, third time, kinda funny but, by the fourth poo joke, you're wondering why the owner hasn't found a solution to the problem (other than running around all day after the cats with a sponge, which is what she does now). In any event, if you like very rude blogs (don't say I didn't warn you), here's the link to the cat blog titled I Crap in a Box. When you tire of poo jokes, you can always come back here and read about stuff related to writing. --- Mya

Nov 25, 2004 - American Thanksgiving
Today I celebrated Thanksgiving. I do this every year (that mysterious-looking blurp on the right is home-made cranberry sauce).

I never knew until this year that there was controversy over the celebration of the holiday--apparently some people have misgivings about the origins of Thanksgiving. I heard about this on one of the writers' forums, although the person who mentioned it didn't go into detail.

I thought about that for a while and then decided I would continue to celebrate my blessings on Thanksgiving. I think it's good to take time out to give thanks for the opportunity to see the world as a human, to interact with people, to experience nature, and to share life, love, sorrow, and hope, with friends and family. We take so much for granted and there's so little time in a hectic day for quiet contemplation of the good things in life. I like to slow down once in a while and simply be happy and thankful.

I suppose this year, I have something extra to be thankful for. My cat doesn't leave dingleberries and skidmarks on the carpet. Thank goodness for that. --- Mya

[Minority Report icon]Nov 26, 2004 - Minority Report
Today was a quiet day. I read a bit, surfed the Web, played with my cat, and watched a movie in the evening with Tom Cruise called Minority Report. I almost didn't get to see it! I bought the copy used at a local store--the two-disc set. When I first opened it last weekend, I discovered there were two copies of the second disc, with the extras, and no copies of the first disc, with the movie. Rats. For all I knew, the store had taken it in that way and there wasn't any first disc. Or, alternately, they had already sold another set with two first discs. Fortunately, they still had the first disc, everything was straightened out.

It's an interesting movie if you like speculative fiction (science fiction, fantasy, etc.). If you don't read science fiction and you didn't grow up with the Star Trek series, you might be somewhat lost in the beginning of the movie. If youdid grow up reading or watching science fiction, this movie has quite a good depiction of technology as it might manifest in the future. It also has a few details that aren't internally consistent with the future scenario, but hey, they're small and they didn't really detract.

I have some thoughts on the structure of this movie, but I don't want to air them because I can't think of a way to do it without giving away important aspects of the story. It's a pretty good movie, with the caveats above. If you like sci/fi, suspense, and Tom Cruise, this is probably one to watch. They took quite a financial risk, since sci/fi is a niche market. They built most of the sets, which is an expensive proposition, with no guarantee that the box office would be enough to recoup their costs. They really needed a blockbuster--but it's Cruise and Spielberg and that was enough to bring them in so, as far as I know, it was financially successful.

The extras are very interesting. I especially enjoyed the segments that revealed Spielberg's fabulous, child-like creative gifts. --- Mya

Nov 27, 2004 - On the Road to Canada
By Saturday, after two days off, I was getting restless. I wanted adventure, so I decided to go on a turkey hunt. No, not with a gun, with a camera. I wanted to see a turkey face-to-face or, at least, face-to-beak. I've never seen a live turkey. Isn't that shameful? I didn't even grow up in an inner city, where I would have a good excuse for never having seen a turkey. I grew up in a suburban area and yet, even there, turkeys were not exactly a next-door item. It's amazing how far we have strayed from our relationship to nature.

I wasn't sure where to hunt for turkeys. Having eaten vegetarian for big chunks of my life, I didn't exactly want to go to a slaughterhouse and two days isn't really enough time to bushwhack for turkeys when you don't have any idea of where to look for them. Plus, I didn't want to go into a hunting area in case some turkey (the kind without feathers) mistook me for Thanksgiving dinner and shot at me by accident (this is not a criticism of all hunters, just the ones who aim at anything that moves--I once lived next to someone like that). After thinking about it for a while, I decided Canada had more trees and thus, hopefully, more turkeys. I packed my bags and, by Saturday morning at 7:30 am, was on my way to the Great White North (which is about 20 minutes from my house).

I'm Canadian/American. I've lived half my life in Canada, half in the US. Half my family and friends are in Canada, half in the US. I've worked in both countries and I've had books published in both countries, so heading off to Canada wasn't that much of an adventure, but it was better than spending the weekend on the couch!

I decided that taking a ferry, while not the best way to hunt turkeys, would at least give me a scenic respite. I caught the ferry at Tsawwassen and rode the bumpy whitecaps to Swartz Bay. I had to content myself with watching seagulls instead of turkeys.

From the bay, I headed into Victoria, where I stopped at one of the best bakeries on the west coast and indulged. Yum. From there I visited friends and, by the end of the day, had forgotten all about my mission to talk to turkeys. Oops. --- Mya

[aviation museum pic][aviation museum pic]Nov 28, 2004 - Three Surprises on the Backroads
Sunday morning I woke up eager to explore and renewed my conviction to find turkeys on the hoof, so-to-speak. I went for a walk along the beach. No turkeys bathing in the salt water. There were dogs fetching sticks, but they had fur instead of feathers. Hmmmmm. Where the heck was I going to find a genuine gobble-gobble turkey?

In Zen and the Art of Motorcycle maintenance, Robert Pirsig talks about taking backroads. I can really relate to this. I love backroads. On the main roads, the pace is too fast to sightsee and we're subjected to too much industrial and commercial development and advertising. On the back roads you get a feel for the countryside, the people, and the flora and fauna that are aggressively removed from main thoroughfares.

[aviation museum pic]Aerial Delights. I decided to head back out toward Swartz Bay and get off onto the side roads. I wondered if there might be turkeys in the area surrounding the airport, where there are quite a few hobby farms and even some larger farms. Then I saw a sign. No, it didn't say "Turkeys here," it said, BC Aviation Museum. Well wow! One of my novels-in-progress includes a character who is a pilot. I've already done quite a bit of research on aviation, I love planes, but I've never been to this museum. I was planning to visit some of the aviation museums on the west and east coasts, but I never expected one to drop right into my lap. I followed the sign and pulled into the small parking lot. There were some very interesting planes and helicopters in the fields surrounding the museum. I couldn't wait to see what was inside the corrugated hangar. Little did I know that at the back of the hangar there was a sad surprise. For now, I was enthralled with the planes and their history.

This is a wonderful little museum. It's run by volunteers who are passionate about planes and flying. It really shows. The craftsmanship that has gone into some of the restoration projects is fantastic and everyone is so eager to share knowledge and stories. I had such a great time taking the historical tour of the restored planes, the odd-number-cylinder engines, and the workshop. One of the planes in the workshop was an incredible home-made (not kit-built) plane that the fellow never finished. When he came to the arduous task of setting the tension supports inside the fuselage, he said enough-is-enough and donated his labor-of-love to the museum. The tension has to be just right on these planes or you're going into the air in an accident waiting to happen. It was sad to think he had put so many years into crafting this plane from scratch only to abandon the project, but at least it found its way into the hands of people who might be able to finish it.

It was getting late. The museum closes around 3:00 pm. Our guide told us we wouldn't be able to see it all and we hurried through the last few minutes. Then I bought a photo card and decal of a biplane (a beautiful yellow Moth) from the gift shop.

[aviation graveyard pic]Aerial Disasters. But I have to backtrack. I almost forgot to mention something, or my subconscious temporarily blocked it out. Outside the museum, in the back, is the aeronatic "graveyard." This is not just a poetic term--it is a reality.

In the back are mangled plane parts, not just cast-off parts. As I was looking at the parts and taking a photo, the fellow who was our guide said, "...he was the artist." Suddenly, I stopped and turned and looked him in the eye.
"This is Toni Onley's plane?" I said.
The guide nodded and said, "The gray parts."
For those who haven't heard of Toni Onley, he is one of Canada's pre-eminent artists. He began by painting really lovely representational watercolors and moved into more abstract acrylics and oils.
I turned, completely overwhelmed by this unexpected news. As I looked at the shattered parts I said, quietly, "I knew him."
The guide looked at me and didn't say anything for a while.
Then I said, again quietly, and without looking at him, because I was struggling with my emotions, "I guess there are worse ways to go."
I was trying to see this tragedy in its best light. Toni was a very genial man. He was a professor at UBC and knew many people. He loved to fly, loved to paint. He often flew his plane into remote areas to find scenic wonders with different color schemes, different shapes from those you might find in your back yard. Toni was a Canadian from the Isle of Man. He liked talking about the Isle of Man, even though he had long since settled in Canada.

I found the sight of Toni's plane wreckage especially difficult to take because Toni was one of my supporters. There was a time in my life when the people around me laughed at my creative pursuits, at my efforts to push the envelope both visually and verbally. I was trying many new things, calligraphy, creative writing, painting. Toni is a purist. He says so (or said so), himself. He doesn't like mixed media as much as he enjoys pure use of media. Many of the other people around me had the same preferences, but they were more rigid than he--downright disdainful, in fact.

I owe Toni a debt that I can never fully repay. He ran block when others were trying to discourage me. He stood up for me in the presence of people who could have made his life difficult. He saw something in me others didn't see. He praised my efforts.

I have to be honest. I'm having trouble writing this. It's hard to write about it because I have a lump in my chest and tears in my eyes. Give me a second . . .

Onto Other Subjects. Okay. I took a short break. I'm back. I'm going to leave the subject of Toni and his plane wreck and talk about what happened next.

After leaving the museum, I took a backroad around the airport instead of the highway leading to the ferry. I needed to get something to eat and I was eager to get moving before dark. I took a country road and discovered a hobby farm with an unusual buff-colored horse, several geese, a pen full of chickens, and then, to my astonishment, when I had forgotten about them, a turkey. No, not one turkey, a dozen turkeys! Just when I had given up my search, there they were. So many things in life happen that way. (That's how I found my boyfriend in college. When I stopped looking, there he was.)

I wanted a picture and I wanted to look a turkey in the eye and discover what turkeys think about, if anything. I had been told that turkeys were stupid. I could provisionally accept this, but I wanted to see for myself if it was true.

Unfortunately, there was a water-filled ditch, a fence, and a menacing swath of blackberry bushes between me and the turkeys. The ditch was about two feet deep (I was wearing Birkenstock sandals--they are definitely not designed for slopes), and the fence was at least five feet high (on top of a four-foot steep rise of brambles). I didn't care. I was determined to get up close and personal with turkeys, so I took a deep breath and jumped the ditch.

Big mistake. Biiiiig mistake.

The instant my Birks hit the damp grass, they slid off my feet and hurtled down into the ditch. My feet sank into the blackberry brambles that were poking through the grass and dug through my socks into my feet. Because of my weight, I was sliding slowly down the almost-verticle slope, toward the ditch, but my feet were hooked by brambles and my skin was getting torn.

Now Who's the Turkey? I knew I was in trouble. I couldn't lift my feet. The brambles were dug deep in the skin and there was nothing to grab to stop my slow downward slide except thorn-studded blackberry canes. The canes quickly punctured my hands and arms (after already puncturing my feet). Great. It's seventeen years since my last tetanus shot and my hands, arms and feet were punctured in twenty places right next to a paddock full of def.ecating farm animals. Why do I do these things?

I was in pain. The brambles hurt and there was something else stinging my hands. It might have been nettle, but I never had time to verify this because I was trying to yell for help. Since I couldn't disengage myself from the brambles, someone was going to have to do it for me. Fortunately, I was rescued (not without some additional pain as he helped pull the brambles out of my feet) and lifted to the other side of the ditch. I was so embarrassed.

"Why were you doing that?" my rescuer asked me.
I couldn't very well tell him I wanted to commune with turkeys to see if they had any brains after doing such a brainless thing myself, so I just said, "I wanted a picture of turkeys."

He was wearing more appropriate hiking shoes and kindly took some pictures for me. You would think I'd be happy with that and head out for the ferry a little wiser. The only problem was that the fence was in the way of the turkeys. I wanted a GOOD picture of turkeys--up close and personal.

When I got the camera back and thanked my rescuer for taking the pictures, I started off down the fenceline, looking for a place to jump the ditch again. Yes, I know, what a foolhardy thing to do, but I was a writer with a mission and my mission was to get a look at a turkey's brain (or at least its skull) and get a good picture, Birkenstocks or no Birkenstocks.

Natural Deterrents. Unfortunately, the blackberries obscured the entire length of the turkey pen. It's probably a good thing. I suspect a few people might decide to avail themselves of a free Thanksgiving turkey if they could just reach over the fence and pluck one off the ground. One thing I noticed right away is the turkeys were very friendly (or maybe they just thought I was there to feed them)--they eagerly sidled up to the fence but there was no way to get close to them in Birks. Then I remembered I had sneakers in the car. Duh--why didn't I put them on in the first place?

I switched into sneakers and skulked the fence again, looking for an opening in the brambles and a place I could jump and land without sliding into the ditch below. I finally selected a spot at the lowest point of the paddock and jumped. Yes, I slid again, but this time I didn't get a foot full of brambles. I managed to work my way up to the fence and climb on a bit of log so I could get high enough to take some photos. It was pretty precarious--I was definitely in danger of falling and sliding into the ditch--but I managed to wobble around and get some pictures of turkeys.

Turkeys are beautiful birds. The males fluff out their feathers and tails to impress the ladies and jiggle them in an irridescent display that is almost as impressive as the colors of a peacock. They have the neatest heads. Yes, they are naked, like vultures, but they are so rich in color and texture, it's worth it to look past the ugly nakedness and see the beautiful shapes and colors.

Turkeys are very vocal birds. They really do gobbledy-gaggle. They do it in concert--a whole symphony of gaggles arises at one time as they beat their wings and create a resonant gaggling buzz. If you've ever listened to the laugh tracks from comic soap operas, where the laughter suddenly starts and just as suddenly stops, it sounds a lot like that.

What cool birds, though. I don't know if they're smart. It was kind of hard to tell, but they have a wide variety of vocalizations and they are very curious. One turkey, a female (or perhaps a young male) flew up on the fence to take a close look at me. She turned this way and that, trying to discern who I was and what I was doing. It was so much fun. I'm glad I found a decent pair of shoes in the car so I could see them at closer range.

I've included a closeup of the feathers of one of the males so you can (hopefully) see the irridescent colors.

Well, it really was a surprising day all round. Stumbling upon the air museum, Toni's plane, a paddock full of turkeys--it's amazing the things that happen when you travel with a loose agenda. I'm so glad I made the trip, even if I'm still picking brambles out of my skin. --- Mya


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