Mya Bell
Novelist (and occasional parodist)
Makes Some Sober Suggestions
For Christo's Gates-viewing Attire
Can't decide what to wear when viewing Christo's Gates? Well, here's a little guidance to help you with these terribly important decisions.
Viewer Comments:
Ives Laurent, move over. This will do doubt preordain fashion for the next 20 years.
I'm sure the more image-conscious will flock to this page for expert advice that cannot be easily found elsewhere. - Lou B.
How prescient. Imagine multitudes of tangerine-clad art viewers strolling beneath the gates, extending Christo's original vision in a gay parade of meandering color.
Did anyone notice there aren't any pants?
My daughter asked where can she get some underwear like that for her boyfriend. - Ruth
Are you planning a line of shower curtains, as well? - CS of Maine
Could you add a doggie coat? It's cold in New York this time of year and my Dachshund really likes to visit all those gate posts. - New York dog lover
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